We all want to know who won American Idol season 7 right? Did David Cook win American Idol season seven, or did David Archuleta win American Idol's seventh season? Everyone wants to know the answer right? Well here you go.Looking at my laser powered watch, I can see that the time is exactly 7:10 P.M. Central time. So American Idol's season 7 finale has just started. The final 12 are all on stage singing, along with the stars of "So You Think You Can Dance". The crowd is pumped up. Emotions are high, thoughts of anything but which David is going to win are low. Everyone is really excited to hear who is the winner of American Idol season seven. All of those poor souls that aren't reading this right now won't know the answer for almost 2 more hours.
But you, my friends of the first laser, will now find out who is the winner of season 7 American Idol way before the rest of the world. Just how am I going to tell you the future that is soon to be? Great question. Let's talk just a second about how I can make this happen for all of you David Archuleta and David Cook fans.
Please don't tell anyone else, but I have a time machine powered by lasers! This isn't your ordinary laser powered time machine either. Mine is completely tricked out to instantly send me to 8:59 P.M. Central Time so that I can watch the last few minutes of the American Idol finale! Are you jealous? You should be!
Without further ado, let me tell you who the winner is. Can I get a drum roll please? dumdumdumdumdum.... Thank you! The winner of American Idol season seven is David Cook by a landslide!!!!!!! Congratulations David Cook on destroying David Archuleta in the finale! You deserve it! You are America's Idol my friend!!
P.S. If this silly post in Laser Technology News really upset you, go check out Laser Kitty or NASA Detects Lasers From Aliens to really get upset at me.
Post Show Update: I told you! All of you Idol fans that thought I was joking should now apologize to me please. As my time machine experience predicted he winner of American Idol season 7, so it was. My man David Cook won by a solid 12 million votes!
I am now taking orders to reveal the results for the 2009 American Idol season 8 winner. It will take me a few months to get the laser time machine up to speed, but I'll be ready before the nextAmerican Idol season gets going. If you are interested in getting in on the action, please send me a e-mail to DavidCookStompedArchuleta'sButtInAI2008 @ lasermail dot com.
This is your American Idol prediction predictor Joe signing out. God bless America, and God bless David Cook- your AMERICAN IDOL!
Second Update: I just downloaded a few Idol ringtones from a site that lists all of them. Check it out man. Very cool!! Go here: AMERICAN IDOL RINGTONES!!
14 comments:
Did you really know who was going to win American Idol 2008? Really??
David Cook is the man! I love him so much!! He is the best singer to ever walk on the America Idol stage!!!! He soooo deserved to win tonight. I am sooooooooo happy!!
Go Cook Go!!!!!!!!
Wooo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are a freaking American Idol genius!! lol I love it! You knew before the rest of the country who won American Idol 2008, and you chose to share it with all of your laser fans? All 2 of us? That is so sweet!! lolololol
David Cook rocked for the entire 2008 American Idol season man. he really did. You could tell tonight that Simon felt bad for putting Cook during during the last episode. He should have. I don't know one person over age 12 that thought that Archuleta was going to win. It was just obvious.
But I was still very nervous about the American Idol results until I read your report during the beginning of the finale. You kept my head held up Joe. Bravo sir!
Congratulations David Cook!!!!
I knew David was going to be the America Idol winner! lol Man, this is really funny. Thank you for the laughs.
Go David Go! lolol
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The other David should have won Idol tonight. Cook was good, but the young David was much better during the last show. Even Simon agrees with me.
Booo!!!! The wrong person won American idol tonight!! Boo!!!!!!!
Cook was the best singer. Cool was cool. I would go to any of David Cook's CD's. I will be at his concert too. I am glad David Cook won idol tonight.
The American Idol winner was known by Fox for at least a day. Did you get any secrets from them on who was going to win? Huh??
David Cook wins! David Cook wins! Yes!!!! David Cook is the American Idol winner 2008! Wooo hoooo!!!!!
Have you seen the American Idol finale video yet? It's hot baby! Check it out here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Jv8ktz-IbOU
Did you see George Michaels on the Idol finale tonight? I thought his song was kind of lame man. I wanted something to dance to, but he just brought me down. Even paula just wanted to dance. What's up with that George Michaels on American Idol huh?
Brook sounded really great with Graham Nash to me. That song was perfect for her. Kind of a cool hippie song if you know what I mean. Loved it!
I also loved David Cook with ZZ Top. Man, he was just made for singing music like that. "Women Go Crazy For A Sharp Dresses Man" Now that is a classical David Cook American Idol song all the way.
Guru Pitka was a trip too huh? Did you like it when Ryan Seacrest tried to ride his magic carpet? That was so funny!
Seal sounded good too, but man I just can't get past Seal's face. What is up with that? He could seriously use a trash bag or something to cover that face up.
The American Idol tribute to Gladys Knight was really funny too. That Jack Black was hilarious with his pants falling down!!
All in all, it was a great season 7 finale to me!
Congrats Mr. Cook!!
Don't forget about Carrie Underwood at the season finale! Whew she was looking smoking hot huh? Made me want to sing some country music for sure!
I absolutely loved the Guitar Hero commercials they played in the middle of the finale! It was set to that theme song for Risky Business. First they showed the david Cook Guitar Hero commercial. i was like, that was awesome. Then I thought they were playing it again but it was the David Archuleta Guitar Hero commercial. That was sooooo cool!!
I was shocked when david Cook won! I really didn't know who won American idol season 7 until it was all over with. I wanted Cook to win, but everyone was predicting that David Archuleta was going to win because of their performances on the previous night.
Awesome!!
Do you guys think the right person won season seven? I really think that Australian on American Idol was the best. When he sang tonight on the finale I was blown away. Don't you think the Australian was better than both the David's? It's a dang shame that not enough people voted for the Aussie.
P.S. What was his name? I can't remember. lol
Hey Johnathan,
I really liked the Australian 2. His name was Michael Johns. I will never forget him. He had a lot of maturity and wisdom in his voice. I can't wait for a Michael Johns CD.
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David Cook deserved the win. Nobody else, even the Aussie, was as good as Cook in season 7. I think he will be bigger than any other American Idol winner.
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